Sam Fauchon

"CLICK THE CAGES ABOVE THE DISTRACTING REHEARSAL ROOM SIMULATION PLANT TO EXPERIENCE it." - J. Roach of the Quotation Mark Charlatans. sweet tongue versus Minuma
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CONTACT: tacobellmindtrainer@gmail.com
LOCATION: Palace
TRAJECTORY: The location of a quark on a plebian linked to Seth Rogen through a red string, reading style metaphor

Summer 2024 archive

UPDATES:

August 22 2025:
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new rosetta stone "it. 5: I have a nonsexual crush on a power outlet. I have a nonsexual crush on a power outlet" is complete. I AM TRYING TO PASS AN ACTION WALL OF CONFUSION WHICH BEGAN AS A FISHERMAN'S STORY, THE FIRST WALL WAS DEMOLISHED BY FOLDING THE BOX OF A QUAKER CHEWY IN THE MIDDLE AS TO CREATE A VORTEX WHILE ALLOWING MY SHOES WITH ARROWS ON THEM TO POINT ME TO THE NEXT DIRECTION BUT A LOT OF IT WAS DEMONIC MISDIRECTION, BACK TO THE ALIEN HIVE MIND SURVEILLANCE TORTURE BALL YOU GO, FUCK UP AGAIN AND YOULL GO THROUGH THE YOUTUBE STICK FIGURE HELL REALITY ERASER CONVERTER. So this is NOT an attempt to outsmart, just further display of humiliating possession- I'm no Frank Morris. I am a baseball stadium while the organ is playing, it's just ratatouille.
The rosetta stone for it. 6 is being made, in collaboration with Justine Roach.

July 13 2025:
"it. 4- Brendan Fraser Therapy" out on a ten pound note found in the drain, preview and link to download here

June 5 2025:
"it. 2, an interactive course is available here"- Marco Rubio

May 4 2025:
pic (first) Rosetta stone complete, thank you to those that came- you can see pictures from the event as well as download the accompanying album + booklet here, much more it. material coming soon

May 3 2025: New album out now, download here! Includes images of booklet as well as the cd. it. 1 internship psychological weapon is tonight! Info on the upcoming dvd for it. 1 soon

April 17 2025: FLYER FOR IT. 1- MAY 3rd 7:30-9pm
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March 17 2025: CLICK THE CAGES AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE FOR MORE INFO ABOUT "it." ME AND J. ROACH'S NEW AND UPCOMING MULTIMEDIA INSTALLATION SERIES



January 31 2025: Saw justice yeldham live at the tower bar in downtown SD! wonderful guy and insane show
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January 12 2025: Playing a show on the 24th- more news on upcoming releases soon
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December 13 2024: New album out on welcome to clydebank! more updates on next one soon

November 24 2024: New album out on welcome to clydebank dec 13th

November 21 2024: New album out on welcome to clydebank hopefully by the end of year. Another album in the works for 2025.

September 28 2024: lots of site moved to summer 2024 archive, new stuff / info soon